A tea party future...

Anti humanity demo (tea baggers) Griffith Park, October 2009.
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A vision of a Tea Party future:

The USA is officially a third world country with women as subordinates under biblical law; old people, the disabled, the unskilled, the weak or inept left to starve in the streets, homeless. Mass graves become ordinary; nearest living family members charged by street cleaning corporations for for bulldozing the bodies of their relatives into big holes.

Female Citizen Patriots are required to become pregnant at least once per year until they are physically incapable of conceiving. Abortion is outlawed under any circumstances. 'God's will' decides whether the child or the mother survives, as it should be.

In cases where the mother will almost certainly become incorporeal should she give birth, then the child shall be given priority. Most births happen at home with a Birth Advisor present (at parents' cost) in case the mother tries to survive to the detriment of the child.

At the point of birth all children are considered independent Citizen Patriots, with all the responsibilities of adults. (See section on mandatory donations below). Child Citizen Patriots can begin work shortly after birth. A baby makes a nice pillow for a rich old white lady, and a handy alarm clock. Infants can make up to 99 Palincents per hour working at this job, with bread and water breaks every six hours (the latter charged to the Citizen Patriot baby's BeckChip TM).

To benefit all Citizen Patriots, there is no longer any socialist minimum wage, Medicare, unemployment benefit, public school system, Socialist Security or so-called 'welfare programs'. These were traitor-communist-inspired notions which encouraged slacking, idleness, lazing about etc. All of these traitor/anti-American/liberal/progressive/Nazi schemes have been replaced by charitable donations and/or private institutions.

The TCBEO stance (adopted one hundred per cent by We the People of the Corporate States of America) is that a minimum wage holds back initiative, prevents growth and was responsible for the great Depression of 2011. Without a minimum wage corporations can pay people what they are really worth, instead of the inflated $7.25 per hour. Looking back, it was clearly egregious that people were paid such a sum.

However, anyone seen to be aiding the homeless, the sick, the weak and the vulnerable can be receive a mandatory invitation to attend a Halliburton Freedom Reduction Centre in order to lean how to cope with socialism, a disorder now recognised by FreedomWorks Inc's best doctors as more dangerous than having a dry sense of humour.

The TCBEO declares that the WIll of the People is that all written communications be written in green ink on yellow or lilac stationery. This is pretty much necessary as email is now monitored in an attempt to protect us from muslim/terrorist activity.

Gun ownership is now mandatory, and encouraged by Gun Advisors from the non government organisation, the Gun Advisory Fun Club (formerly known as the National Rifle Association).

Violence has erupted in the streets and in peoples homes. Random shootings are commonplace, gun violence up tenfold. The Gun Advisory Fun Club celebrates these figures with a mass shooting of people who aren't them.

All police forces become private security firms charging through the nose to 'protect' people. Definitely not a racket, and anyone who says it is will receive a visit from advisors.

Fires rampant, uncontrolled due to privatisation of for-profit fire companies. Whole towns burn down. this is a reminder to pay your Fire Insurance fees or receive a friendly visit from a qualified Conflagration Inception Advisor, (who is definitely not an arsonist, no sir, and anyone who says so might receive an advisory visit in the dead of night).

The fire in Trenton, New Jersey has burned, unabated for two years, due to non-payment of fees by its residents. On the one hand the people who have lost their homes owe the Fire Advisors a not insignificant amount of Palindollars; on the other hand they are also entitled to bonuses for significantly increasing air pollution from air distribution companies.

Some suburbs now have large walls built around them at residents' expense in order to keep out fire and undesirables. Machine gun towers are built at checkpoint entrances to protect inhabitants from the homeless, wandering bandits, muslims (terrorists) and other undesirables (elitists) .

Those who fail to pay for these constructions are denied freedom privileges (previously known as arrest and incarceration) and charged interest at the new bank rate of 33 per cent per month.

Failure to pay incurs further penalties such as their children being invited in the dead of night to attend interactive educational workplace seminars.

Children are encouraged to take a pro-active role in these on-site seminars for up to eighteen hours a day until the parents service fees are paid. The kids get free bread and water, although their oxygen supply is charged to the parents.

The Tea Party gets its wish of 'ending the Fed'. However the Fed is taken over by a global consortium called Moneycorps Inc, who charge even more interest on the new (red) Palindollar than the Fed charged on the old socialist/liberal USD.

Appearing on the notes and coins are: Lee Harvey Oswald, Ronald Reagan, Chuck Norris, Rush Limbaugh, $arah Quitter Palin, Glen Beck and Walt Disney.

Not-for-profit organisations are banned by the not-government Talibagger Central Bureau of Essential Operations.

All businesses and individuals are required to be for-profit.

Failure to make a profit results in either imprisonment, which the prisoner is required to pay for him or herself, or indentured servitude. Corporations making more than $1,000,000 per annum are exempt from imprisonment, although individuals can be reprimanded with desultory bonuses.

Women are no longer permitted to work at any job deemed by the TCBEO to be 'man's work'; a list of proscribed occupations is available in the microchip that was injected into your neck/ ear/ nipple.

As indentured servitude is now the standard way of existence in order to pay for all the privatised emergency services, air etc, the criminal has his or her teeth forcibly removed by a Profit Enforcer - of course the criminal is charged for this privilege, though any gold or silver fillings can be used to offset the cost.

There is no president, but a Cooperative Inspiration Select Committee (Co.In.S. for short) , focused around a Quasi-Evangelical Executive Notionaliser (Qu.E.E.N.), although that person is not a 'leader'.

In no way is this a government or administration, anything but. It is a conduit for the people to express themselves, openly and freely, according to the instruction of Jesus' American Constitution,as laid out by the fondling fathers of the church, and Beckian principles.

Indeed, the members of this unelected body are coached to avoid using words like 'government', 'president', 'administration' and so on according to Beckian doctrine.

Some BillOists object to this early adoption of Beckian practise but are quietly removed from their homes in the dead of night and chemically castrated at their own cost, as is only fair and reasonable, and pink 'O's painted on their kicked in front doors (for convenience this service can be charged directly from your implanted chip).

The new not-a-government-and-not-an-administration ensconces itself within the buildings formerly occupied by the filthy socialist governments of decades gone by - after all, why waste perfectly good buildings?

Public hangings of homosexuals, elitists and suspected environmentalists and socialists are weekly events in Washington.

Bodies are put on display on hooks suspended from the exterior of the Oval Office.

Rape commonplace and accepted. The accepted logic is that if a woman was raped then she was clearly asking for it, therefore it is not rape.

Domestic violence no longer a crime. The accepted logic is that if a woman or child was beaten by the man of the house, then he or she was clearly asking for it, therefore it is not violence but just an act of loving kindness in the eyes of The Lord.

Homosexuality declared Anti-American, traitorous and punishable by hanging or castration, unless the homosexual agrees to be cured, which involves becoming a born-again Christian (the national religion, as intended by the Founding Fathers) and castration, or in the case of the female, clitoral circumcision. And not the good kind.

The TCBEO has yet to decide whether the 100 per cent unified WIll of the People is for all females to be circumcised at birth, to prevent them having wanton lusts in later life. It all rather depends on what God's Will is that week.

Only the wealthy are educated as schools become profit-making enterprises. Even the least expensive schools base their curriculum around the bible. America slides even further down the world table in terms of academia, especially after making it compulsory to teach creationsim, geocentricism and the flat Earth in geography. Nephilmfree is appointed by The WIll of The People as Chief Education Advisor.

The USA cedes the space race to the Chinese as biblical science proves man cannot leave the Earth.

Half a century of environmental pollution reduction gone; once more we see lakes and rivers empty of wildlife, unfit for humans to swim. Once again the great lakes burst into flame due to the amount of toxic chemicals poured into them on a daily basis.

Water in taps, should it be available, is for washing only. All drinking water to be bought in bottles only.

Outside air is for weather and sailing only. All air for human consumption to be bought in bottles only, and even this has advertising, chemicals and bad journalism in it.

Summary dismantling of any 'green' technology. Solar panels to be sought out and destroyed. Hybrids and electric cars to be demoted and crushed at owner's cost. Parts not to be recycled but strewn about the place.

All vehicles will be required to have a coal powered engine in addition to an inefficient, polluting v10 motor, devised between the car industry and the oil companies. The motor needs to be powerful to counteract the drag of the parachute shape of new cars. All driving laws repealed; it becomes legal to drive on whichever side of the road you choose; of course it's totally legal to shoot anyone who annoys you.

Roads are barely that. Because roads are no longer maintained, other than in places where the super wealthy live, what remains of roads is a crumbling, muddy, dusty mess, littered with carcasses, bits of cars and trucks.

Travelling by air is still quick, but the security processes mean the for-profit (no change there) checking in and boarding procedures take as long as eighteen hours per passenger. Travelers are advised to arrive at airports three days before their departure time. TheTSA, a socialist organisation from previous administrations, has been shut down, and all airport security is run by private companies, such as Blackwater. Blackwater runs most of the Police Advisory Services, Security Agencies and so on within the United States.

New national pastimes include Homosexual bating, which is televised across the nation; stonings of those people who break biblical law, (depending on whichever biblical laws are being adhered to in your sector this week - next month, death by bears to children who mock the bald, and death by superheated Velveeta to anyone mixing fabrics), mass book burnings of elitist and Satanic literature and the hanging, drawing and quartering of anyone who appears to be an environmentalist e.g recently there was the case of Citizen Patriot VK34LBH who, whilst walking his dog, coughed harshly as a car revved up its engine.

This bigoted socialist attitude toward the driver of the car, who was innocently and freely exercising his biblical right to sit in his vehicle and rev his engine as long and loudly as he saw fit at any time of day or night, even during curfew, shows an unpatriotic and frankly muslim contempt for the USA. Naturally the man was invited from his bed, at 3.30am, to attend a re-education camp at his own expense.

Environmental terrorists such as Citizen Patriot VK34LBH have been indoctrinated by the far left Fox News, recently proscribed as a far left terrorist/socialist/muslim propaganda network.

Taxes do not change. Indeed, taxes go up...all now diverted to the Advisory Services or the Family Values Protection Service Inc (charged with inviting homosexuals into secure premises on sight and with issuing summary justice; issuing invitations of securement to anyone considering or needing an abortion; issuing invitations of securement and/or issuing summary justice to anyone having sexual contact - hand-holding, eye contact, footsie, kissing - outside of marriage, and anyone breaking proscribed marriage relations, such as anal sex, oral sex, kissing with tongues, not using the missionary position etc.)

Donation rates (not at all the same as taxes) are now at 50 per cent for Citizen Patriots earning less than $1,000,000 per year and 5 per cent for those earning $1,000,000 to $10,000,000.

For Citizen Patriots earning over $10 million per annum,donations are voluntary. Taxes (now known as mandatory donations) are administered by a quasi non-government organisation called The Patriot Charity.

The Patriot Charity charges Citizen Patriots ten per cent of your donations for administration costs and encourages these donations by employing Donation Officials. Donation Officials will gladly visit your house in the middle of the night, for a fee, and recover the donations in person. For an extra charge they will donate a yellow 'D' for 'Donation' on your now entirely useless front door...

Citizen Patriots can receive a ten per cent reduction in donations by joining our Advisory Services. These services are: The Ocean Engagement Advisory Service (previously known as the US Navy), The Airborne Advisory Service (previously the US Air Force) and the land based Ground Operations Advisory Service. Although advisors are required to pay for their own weapons, uniforms, meals, haircuts, transportation and so on, they consider these to be valid costs for the honour of killing terrorists, wherever they may reside, whether that's in Afghanistan, Iran or The south of France.

Universal war was declared by The 100 per cent Will of the People, as interpreted by TCBEO in January of 2013.

This essentially means that the Corporate States of America (formerly known as The United States of America) is at war with every country on Earth by default, as opposed to the sickening left-wing hippie socialist/terrorist notion that we are at peace with the rest of the world by default, and only through an expensive and time-consuming process of declaring war can we be at war. Top religious leaders, not-Politicians and Advisory Service chiefs came together to agree that this was The WIll of the People and what the Founding Fathers intended in the Constitution.

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