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Cantaloupe Channel, 8.30 pm: Robert Fripp's Nipsy Tricks.
(Week 46)This week King Crimson guitarist Robert shuffles two decks of cards using only his bum muscles and a mirror.
With a special surprise guest.
Filmed in front of a live studio audience in Bournemouth.
Toyah Wilcox-Fripp co-hosts.
A&E 7.PM PST: Nigel Mansell's Candle Sandals
Each week former Formula One driver Nigel Mansell test drives (!) one of his inventions on an unsuspecting member of the Belgian public.
Episode 4: Candle sandals; will Nigel's solution to toe-illumination play well with your average Flemish speaking European, or will something be"lost in translation"?!?
And will Austrian F1 ace Nicki Lauder's powdered chowder upstage the Brummy champion when he least expects it?
A Bad Robot/Dave TV production
DIY Channel, 4.30pm: Harrison Ford Carries Some Boards;
Episode 3 - Pine.
Harrison encounters a Jimmy Clitheroe lookalike and a troupe of traveling tumblers as he carries his boards to Poole, in Dorset.
BBC America 9.00 AM: Richard Hammond's Jam 'n' Gammon.
Diminutive Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond wends his way through the lanes and tracks of middle England in a Goggomobil, with only one of those Russell comedians for company.
To distract himself from a possible murder/suicide, Richard samples the jams, chutneys and marmalades still bought from traditional British supermarkets,as well as tasting thick bacon from the hind leg of the pig. Can Richard find the perfect combination of mass produced condiment or preserve with gammon without resorting to violence upon the person of Russell Comedian?
Episode 3: With two Russells already in hospital, Richard turns to ear plugs and Valium; Keith Chegwin makes a surprise appearance; Delia Smith shows Richard her favourite Asda conserve.
SPEED Channel, 8.30 AM: Pack 'em in With Hakkinen
- Formula One World Champion Mika Hakkinen travels Britain's coastline reminiscing about the great days of end of the pier music hall. He's accompanied by his best friends, Roy Hudd and Patricia Routledge, who serenade the Finnish driving ace as they travel in a rouge 1974 Lotus Eclat.
Along the way the happy trio encounter such celebrities as Ken Dodd, Barry Cryer, and Paul Merton.
Episode 4: This week the trio find themselves in Snetterton, Norfolk in a Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters Mercedes.
Who will throw up first? Patricia doubts there was ever a pier here.
Hilarity ensues.
KWHY 7.15 AM Marilu Henner's Senna Henna Tenners;
Top actress Marilu Henna travels the length and breadth of England trying to pass off forged ten pound notes that have a henna portrait of Ayrton Senna in place of Charles Darwin.
In the first episode, Marilu finds herself in a run down pub in Ashby de la Zouch, where she uses her henna Senna tenners to buy a round of drinks for the two old men and three underaged chavs who constitute the patrons.
Under cover of the weak yellow light and Lowenbrau beer pump illumination, will Marilu succeed in exchanging her faux money for actual goods and/or services?
Regular viewers know she's got a suitcase full of these fakes.
This live broadcast is anchored from Pebble Mill by Bob Wellings and Kieran Prenderville. Sue Lawley holds these crazy characters in check.
Viewers can vote on their favourite fake fiver! (calls cost 15p per minute)
(dubbed into Spanish).
MTV 6.35 AM: Britney Spears' Whitney Fears:
Top female vocalist and raconteur Britney Spears witters on ceaselessly and without end to Ricki Lake about her irrational fear of Whitney Houston.
Produced by Maury Povich.
HUB TV 4.15 AM: Nick Beggs' Smegma Eggs
(no description available. Not recommended for young teens)
Teen Nick 1.30 AM: Simon Cowell's Foul Towels;
celebrity talking head show in which c and d list celebs witter on ceaselessly and without end about Simon Cowell's discarded bath sheets.
Tonight: Snookie, a Kardashian, a Tony Danza reminisce about the odours.
Church TV 12.15 am: JJ Abrams' Cave man Neighbours
- reality TV show in which flavour of the month write/producer JJ Abrams shares a house with some cave men from 20,000 years ago.
A SyCo production.
SPEED Channel, 11.45pm: Alain Prost's Lost With Frost
- French Formula one champion Alain Prost and satirist/journalist Sir David Frost re-enact all six seasons of Lost, including the rubbish final episode.
BET 11:15pm: George Lucas Hoards Mucus;
a mini documentary that explores the chinless billionaire film maker's penchant for collecting large amounts of nasal excretions "just in case". (Mr Lucas' candid disclosures about his unusual hobby may disturb more sensitive viewers).
This is a follow up to last year's George Lucas' Mucus Suitcase.
Home and Garden TV, 10.30pm - Stephen Spielberg's Beer World:
Stephen Spielberg and Shia Labeouf travel the length and breadth of Burbank in search of the world's best beers.
posted by Geffel @ 10:49 PM
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